joshsux:

it pisses me off when I plan a conversation in my head and the other person doesn’t follow the damn script

internetexplorers:

hey come here…

closer…

closer…

_{you’re a lil bitch}

davidbyrne:

sometimes human males have these nice faces and it’s so stressful

gcoky:

i either eat 20 meals a day or forget to eat at all there is literally nothing in between 

(Source: cheerupsmelly)

volvata:

jesuschristvevo:

omg i was looking up pics of hilter and i cANT STOP LAUGHING

#HEER ISCH MEIN HANDEL #HEER ISCH MEIN SPOUT